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the Internet is not a truck It's a series of tube

basic_raglan_longsleeve - If there's one thing that Optimuscrime.com lurrrves, it's rumours on the Internets. I mean, maybe less Will-There-Be-An-American-Draft and more What-The-Hell-Is-Britney-Spears-Wearing, but the principle is the same.

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There Are Rumors on the Internets

basic_tshirt - Make it so people believe everything you say! Let them know that your from the internets!

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IT'S OK I'M FROM THE INTERNETS

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the Internet is not a truck It's a series of tube

Value T-Shirt - If they took porn off the internet...

$10.00

Bring back the porn!

$4.49

*Fuck* Internet Explorer Bumper Sticker

$18.99

Pirate

$45.00

Men's Performance Jacket

Based on a major component in one of the greatest games ever.

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Unisex Clothing

basic_tshirt_light - Well, thats just one unicorns opinion.: Sizes Available colors: black

$30.25

Stupid Ark Basic American Apparel T-Shirt

basic_tshirt_light - This is a brokendown Tokyo, this is a two dollar handbag: Sizes Available colors: brown

$30.35

State of the Art Basic American Apparel T-Shirt

basic_tshirt_light - Dont be ashamed any longer. Tell the whole world your prefered kind of lady.: Sizes Available colors: black

$30.25

Sexy Company Basic American Apparel T-Shirt

basic_tshirt_light - Were in Barney: Sizes Available colors: silver

$25.75

The Man Behind the Curtain Black Basic American Apparel

basic_tshirt_light - Smash and grab job.: Sizes Available colors: black

$31.15

The Man Behind the Curtain White Basic American Apparel

basic_tshirt_light - Ringing their hands: Sizes Available colors: black

$31.15

American Hero Remix (Blue) Basic American Apparel T-Shi

basic_dark_tshirt - Based on a major component in one of the greatest games ever.: Sizes Available colors: navyblue

$24.70

"Would you kindly..." Basic Dark T-Shirt

basic_dark_tshirt - Declare your ninja-like sneakiness with this not so subtle design!: Sizes Available colors: black

$25.35

I am totally ninja! Basic Dark T-Shirt

basic_dark_tshirt - Based on our latest song (yet to be blessed with lyrics), The Vampire: Sizes Available colors: black

$23.25

The Vampire Glowy Green Basic Dark T-Shirt

basic_dark_tshirt - Jolly (Roger) good!: Sizes Available colors: black

$26.35

Music Pirate Basic Dark T-Shirt

basic_dark_tshirt - Be sure to check out the back too!: Sizes Available colors: black

$31.80

Horseman/Businessman Basic Dark T-Shirt

basic_dark_tshirt - Spiffier, yes, but could it get even spiffier?: Sizes Available colors: red

$23.25

Post Anarchy Spiffy v.1 Basic Dark T-Shirt

basic_dark_tshirt - Now in trendy!: Sizes Available colors: navyblue

$23.25

I am totally ninja! Basic Dark T-Shirt

basic_dark_tshirt - Im leavin on a jet-plane...: Sizes Available colors: navyblue

$26.35

The Man Behind the Curtain Blue Basic Dark T-Shirt

basic_dark_tshirt - Subtle: Sizes Available colors: navyblue

$26.35

American Hero Remix (White) Basic Dark T-Shirt

Women's Clothing

ladies_fitted_babydoll - T-SHIRT!!!: Sizes Available colors: navyblue

$20.60

Paranoia Propaganda White Ladies Baby Doll (Fitted)

ladies_fitted_babydoll - Now in white!: Sizes Available colors: army

$20.60

I am totally ninja! Ladies Baby Doll (Fitted)

ladies_casual_tshirt - Goddamn God for for doing this to us: Sizes Available colors: cardinal

$30.00

KARMA Ladies Petite T-Shirt

ladies_casual_tshirt - For the greater good: Sizes Available colors: brown

$30.00

American Hero Remix (Purple) Ladies Petite T-Shirt

Mugs and Coasters

basic_mug - Funny. If you think about it, drinking is a very strange form of abortion. You fill your mug (knocking it up), drink it (have the abortion), and then urinate it out (another abortion?)!: Sizes Available colors: white

$13.75

Make the Best of it... Classic White Mug

basic_mug - Sorry Ninja-fans: Sizes Available colors: white

$13.75

Music Pirate Mug Classic White Mug

Cool Gear

$2.65

Paranoia Propaganda White Round Button

$4.40

Bird Flyers Button Round Button

$3.70

Music Pirate Button Round Button

Home and Office

$3.15

KARMA Card card

- Put this inspirational poster on your walls!: Sizes

$21.15

Make the Best of it... print

- Blank and empty, like the meaning of this image...: Sizes

$3.15

Elephants are Bigger Than the Moon Gold Card card

$20.25

A.H. Remix Postage stamp